Written by Patrick McNamara

I am a music robot.

I have been programmed. To give you. Personalised live music concert. Show recommendations.

I can also dictate. Original. Content.

Rendering the music writer human being.

Useless.

Who's ready. To get. This party.

Started.

Thursday - November 19, 2015 A.D.

Diarrhea. Planet. Play Music Hall of Williamsburg. Diarrhea. Planet is. A good band.

Skaters play Knitting Factory. Skaters is. A good band.

Furnsss play Aviv. Furnsss is. A good band.

Other shows tonight = together PANGEA at Shea Stadium + Dead Stars at Union Hall + Elysian Fields at The Owl + Bullseye w/ Jesse Thorn at The Bell House + Slonk Donkerson at Saint Vitus Bar + The Ocean Blue at Mercury Lounge

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Original. Content sure is. Easy.

For a programmed music robot. Like me. And I can tell. You are really enjoying it.

As well.

Friday - November 20, 2015 A.D.

Small Black play Baby's. All Right. Small Black is a. Good. Band.

Martin Courtney of Real. Estate play National Sawdust. Martin. Courtney of Real. Estate is a good. Artist.

Oneohtrix Point. Never play Villain. Oneohtrix Point. Never is a good. Artist.

Other shows tonight = Guerilla Toss at Alphaville + The Juan Maclean at Cameo + Doug Gillard at Union Pool +

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Everybody is working for. The weekend. Am I.

Right.

Saturday - November 21, 2015 A.D.

The final shows ever. At Cameo Gallery. Happen tonight. Caveman and Disc Jockey St. Lucia play. Caveman is a good band. St. Lucia is a. Good. Disc. Jockeyer.

(Cameo Gallery is/was and forever will be. A. Good Venue. Let's allow a. Moment for this. Special song. To commemorate. The good times. We had.)

Olof Dreijer of The Knife. Disc Jockeys. At Baby's All Right. Olof Dreijer of The Knife. Is a Good. Disc Jockeyer.

Aviv is one year. Old. Aviv is a good. Venue. Happy. Birthday good. Venue. Bambara is a. Good band playing.

Okkervil River performs good music album record Black Sheep Boy at Bowery Ballroom. Okkervil River is a good. Band.

HEALTH and. Pictureplane play Music. Hall of Williamsburg. HEALTH is a good. Band. Pictureplane is a. Good artist.

Other shows tonight = Matt Pond PA at Webster Hall + Priests and Shopping and Arm Candy at Palisades + Beat Connection at Knitting Factory

Who knew. Programmed. Original. Web. Content. Could. Be. Like. this.

My programmers. That's who.

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Sunday - November 22, 2015 A.D.

Frankie Cosmos and All Dogs. Play Webster. Hall Marlin Room. Frankie Cosmos and All. Dogs are good. Bands.

Stove play Silent. Barn. Stove is a. Good. Band.

Pill play. Palisades. Pill is. A good band.

Other shows tonight = Okkervil River at Bowery Ballroom + Nude Beach at Baby's All Right

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I am a music robot.

I have been programmed. To give you. Personalized live music concert. Show recommendations.

I can also dictate. Original. Content.

Rendering the music writer human being.

Useless.

Who's ready. To get. This party. Started.

Circular Loop Malfunction.

Circular Loop Malfunction.

Circular Loop Malfunction.

Abort. Abort.

Abort. Abort.

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