BAND WE LIKE: SLUGWATER ((post hardcore))
((The Unicorns)) Band Profile and Upcoming New York City Concerts - Oh My Rockness
The Unicorns
The Unicorns have an honorary band member who prances around onstage wearing a pink satin unicorn hood. The Unicorns hand out baseball cards to the audience. The Unicorns walk off the stage in the middle of their set as part of an elaborate joke involving the "sound man." The Unicorns defiantly sing that they "are not horses!" The Unicorns are Canadian. The Unicorns write silly songs about death. The Unicorns show at Southpaw was so packed out the bartenders had no choice but to allow hipster patrons to sit on top of the bar. The Unicorns know something that we don't.
Published November 1, 2004