The Best Concerts in NYC This Weekend: + The Black Lips + We Are Scientists + Gates + Iron Chic + Cloud Cult + Macauley Culkin's pizza thing + more future musical goodness!
Written by Patrick McNamara
The Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame.
But moving on. As the title of the dynamic original web content article suggests, we’re now gonna talk about The Best Shows This Weekend!
And the Rockness reader who reads it best gets inducted into OUR Hall of Fame. We’ll put your picture on our refrigerator and give you a commemorative key to our apartment's executive bathroom.
Thursday - April 17th, 2014 A.D.
Those punker rockers known as The Black Lips play Webster Hall tonight. It’s been awhile since I last saw them. Do they still drink each other’s blood and vomit on their instruments and stuff while they play? Maybe they have moved on to diarrhea play? Anyway, bring your protective rain slicker and let’s find out!
Cloud Cult play Music Hall of Williamsburg tonight. They’re a good band. Trivia time. Fun fact. Let’s go Behind The Blob for a minute. Did you know Cloud Cult played an Oh My Rockness show 7 years ago at Emo’s Jr. during SXSW? It's true. Those were the halcyon days. Here's a song from that bygone era.
Sweden’s I Break Horses make post-lush-gaze-pop-tronica. And yes, even though those hyphenated made-up genre words look ridiculous, I bet after reading them you now know exactly what I Break Horses sound like. And isn’t that the whole point of this thing? So, you know, I’m not sweating it either. I Break Horses play Mercury Lounge tonight (and tomorrow at Rough Trade).
Modern Baseball (click that) play Best Buy Theater tonight. But I don’t want to talk about Best Buy Theater anymore. I just want you to listen to this Modern Baseball song. They’re a good band. No tricky times about this one. No, sir. No, ma'am.
Friday - April 18th, 2014 A.D.
Tonight is intense with goodness. There are many good choices. I’ll do my best to break down the best of the best. Because I have #courage and it takes #heart.
Let’s start with something free. Because we are the 99%. Brooklyn Night Bazaar has a bunch of good bands tonight. Fear of Men + Beverly + Alvvays + Beach Day all play and you don’t have to pay a penny to see them. However, the assorted locally made alt trinkets cost extra.
We Are Scientists and PAWS play Bowery Ballroom tonight. Those are two good bands. We Are Scientists are really good at Twitter too. Not quite as good as I am. But almost right there. I’m not bothered by the competition. Bring it on. I welcome challenges. But only those in the social media arena. Real life challenges terrify me and I wither, crumble, die.
(speaking of bygone eras - this jam.)
Grass is Green+ Heeney + some other young punks play Emet (which is Teme backwards - neat!) in Brooklyn tonight. It costs $6 to get in. Because $6 is the new $8 which was the old $10 that was a response to the standard $12 which used to be the alt $15.
Tycho (with Gardens and Villa) play Webster Hall tonight. Speaking of pretty music (which I was, several days previous to this one) there’s not an instrumental electric alt head alive making prettier music than Tycho. And while I haven’t even had a chance to think this claim through, I’m pretty sure I will stand by this statement for the rest of time.
And, of course, it wouldn’t be a proper Best Shows This Week without The Good Son. HOW YOU JUST GONNA LET GO OF YOUR SON AS HE’S DANGLING FROM A CLIFF, MOMS?!?!?!?
Other notable shows tonight = The Coathangers at Mercury Lounge + Prince Rama at Baby’s All Right + Horse Feathers at Glasslands + Betty Who at Music Hall of Williamsburg + Rusko at Webster Hall (late) + Krill at Silent Barn.
Saturday - April 19th, 2014 A.D.
Happy eBay Day... errr…. I mean Record Store Day! I hope you all have a really fun time searching for those 3 pressed copies of that limited edition thing that’s going to be gone before it even available to walk-in customers.
Of course, the most important point of Record Store Day is not the limited edition thing. It’s supporting record stores. So go do that. And forget about that limited thing. It’s just something made by some frazzled music industry marketing department somewhere.
(I wonder what Best Buy Theater is doing to support Record Store Day.)
Frameworks and Gates play Saint Vitus tonight. And I’ve been looking forward to this one since I listed this show on the site however many weeks/months ago that was. Both of these punk bands have massively pretty leanings. There’s that word again - pretty. I guess I’m just in a pretty mood this week, guys. And I regret nothing. I’ll see you at this one for sure.
(this is such a great song.)
Iron Chic (click that) play Music Hall of Williamsburg (opening for World/Inferno Friendship Society) tonight. I don’t believe it’s an exaggeration to say that I’ve blasted their album below approximately 97 times since the beginning of the calendar year. Give or take 20-25 times, over/under. It’s really good and it makes me happy. I think it has to do with the guitars. No, I’m sure of it. It’s always been about the guitars.
Barnard College (Claire Rockness’ Alma mater!) has its W-BAR-B-Q today. Like every year, it’s free. And the bands this year include Amanda X + LVL UP + many more mostly punker rockers. Come hang with the outdoor college alts. I’ve got my hacky sack and patchouli juggling sticks sitting by the door ready to go.
Other notable show tonight = Josh Wink and Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs at Verboten + Horse Feathers at Joe’s Pub + White Fang at Glasslands + No Joy and Eternal Summers at Brooklyn Night Bazaar.
Sunday - April 20th, 2014 A.D.
Delicate Steve play Baby’s All Right tonight with Dustin Wong and Deradoorian. THIS MEANS I HAVE ANOTHER EXCUSE TO POST “BUTTERFLY” ON THIS THING AGAIN! And as long as Delicate Steve keep playing, I’m gonna keep posting it. It’s called paying it forward and throwing some goodness back into the karma. This song will set you free. Bet.
I got more but the week ran out of days. So it's time for us to say goodbye.
That was The Best Shows This Weekend. Thanks for reading all the way to the end.
OK. The moment we’ve all been waiting for since the opening.
The first ever inductee into the Oh My Rockness Hall of Fame is… hang on a sec lemme get my glasses………. the winner is YOU.
It’s always been you.